[BS/RBS list] Jokes to share at your seder! Enjoy! In memory of Shraga Shlomo ben Moshe Tzvi- may his neshama have an aliya

Dina Yaffa dgynjoylife at hotmail.com
Tue Apr 9 23:11:53 EDT 2019



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THE TWO ANNUAL PESACH JOKES

1) A Jewish man was waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen of England. He was supposed to kneel and recite a sentence in Latin. Comes his turn, he kneels, the Queen taps him on the shoulders with the sword ... and in the panic of excitement he forgets the Latin line. Thinking quickly, he recites the only other line he knows in a foreign language which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Mah nishtana ha-lailah ha-zeh mi-kol ha-leilot." The puzzled Queen turns to her adviser and asks, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

2) The supply of ch'rain (horseradish used by many for bitter herbs at the Pesach Seder) being off-loaded at the Madrid airport was stopped by a freight handlers strike. It seems that the ch'rainin Spain stayed mainly on the plane...



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